A girl walked past the booth wearing a janitor jumpsuit, a large mustache, and a nametag that read “Steve.” I registered who she was as soon as she was past, so I yelled “Hey! you’re -” Before I could finish she stuck this sticker on my arm, yelled “LOKI’D!” and ran away.
really tom? did you really just slide down those stairs with your curly sex hair while your shirt is all open exposing that silky smooth skin?
AKDFWEL;KLSD I’LL SEE YOUALL ON THE OTHER SIDE
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
so this might be the most accurate description ever
i cant get over the fact that you’re perfect.
This is the most beautiful horse in the world…
shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD
Just hilarious. Really.
I may look like a horse, but still no.
….[Quietly approving. And ogling.]